There was a man who worked for the Post Office
whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.

One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky
handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to
see what it was about. The letter read:

"Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small
pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was
all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas,
and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I
have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my
only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely,
Edna"

The postal worker was touched. He showed the
letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and
came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had
collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The
rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the
dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later,
another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers
gathered around while the letter was
opened. It read,

"Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did
for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner
for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your
wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those bastards
at the Post Office.

Sincerely yours
Edna"

Well.....here is something to link the 5cs to the newer 5 bs !

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW I don't need you to have
CASH but I want you to own a BANK I don't need you to have a CAREER but
I want you to be a BOSS

It's interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card(Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?

B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K's .....................

Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's! and 5K's for Singaporeans, now comes
the 5 Numerals and Malaysia's equivalent...

Singapore's "practice" for Simple Living :
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedroom Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia's Malays "practice" to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

So much have happened during these few days!! My sister had a serious fall on Thursday and she lost her sense of smell and taste permanently!!!! She was admitted to TTS A&E only on Saturday and the docs told her it's permanent damage as there's a small blood clog in her head. Now, I suggested to her to go and seek other opionion or try accupuncture.

AND today I went KK to scan for my baby's gender and it's a GIRL again!!! OMG omg OMG!!!
Sis consoled me saying also good cos now I can really paint the room pink liao. haha some even suggest me to give it another try next time if i really want a boy. They must be kidding me...

Charlotte is getting very active recently and drools alot... she loved to touch my laptop and she cries whenever she sees someone leaving her sight... quite super glue to everyone now...

This is heartbreaking. I never posted any entry that look so scary... those with weak heart, do not read further... a photo taken during F1 competition when my friend is at Malaysia. Hope wun happen again.... sadz...

Scary ? hahaha Gotcha!!!!!

Just dun understand why my boss can say such a thing. I take 2 days leave today and tomorrow and she called me to say MANAGEMENT have been noticing i been taking leave to babysit. NOT AS IF i am taking UNPAID LEAVE what!! As if i did something so wrong. Super fed up after i received her call. SHe herself is the MANAGEMENT mah... as if the top top boss know i taking leave to babysit... bullshit...

Anyway Dar console me say nevermind what she think of me, since i am not renewing my contract after my maternity leave. I dun have to care or perform so good to hope for an increment anymore. But, my first time got a "scolding" by boss... super sad...

Anyway Dar cannot take leave cos he took 2 days MC on Mon & Tues already so no choice I have to take today n tomorrow. Going to be a super mummy at home playing with this hyperactive baby again.

Last night Charlotte really tired Dar n me out... we failed to make her sleep and she's been tossing and turning on the bed for almost an hour and a half. In the end, we both place her in between us on our bed and let her do whatever she wanted and the both of us just go to sleep like that. hahaha Ard 12mn, i woke up and saw her sleeping soundly without her pacifier and she occupied half of the bed whereas Dar and me both occupied the other half.

Cannot imagine it will be worse when she know how to crawl or stand. Sure no good nite sleep for Dar and me anymore. hahaha

Four Minute Mysteries

Carefully now, they are so blatant you will be kicking yourself if you miss the clue!

Mystery 1...

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

Mystery 2...
A man walks into a his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere And no,he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?

Mystery 3...

Old Mr. Tidy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend.Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the police. "I was walking by Mr. Tidy's house when I thought I would just pop in for a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in from the outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside. That is when I saw his body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called the police immediately afterward."

The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the murder of Mr. Tidy. How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying?

Mystery 4...

If you touch me, you will die, but you can only live without me. I am a big part of your life, and will eventually be the only thing left. You will learn to embrace me finally and rest.What am I?


Try to figure these questions before looking at the answers below.
Keep on scrolling down.







ANSWERS:
1. It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday.

2. He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror.

3. Frost forms on the inside of the window, not the outside. So, Mr Fiend could not have wiped it off to discover Mr Tidy's body.

4. Death

Nothing to blog today cause whole day super busy at work. TOday got a BIG news in office. Our supervisor who is always there to help us, although he's very naggy but he's very generous man also, will be leaving this company end of this month.

Like what Hee Boon said, all the key people have leave the department, there is sure to be chaotic in the future. Not as if we are not the key people, just that sometimes some unusual/abnormal case happened, our supervisor will step in to give us a helping hand, but i think after he leave, we will not know who to turn to. Esther said this time we chiamz liao. I totally agreed with her. Our new supervisor is a young gal from another department and she's been learning his stuffs for a month only so I dun think she will be able to help us if we are stuck in our work.

Took childcare leave today cause baby like got a little coughing last night. I think maybe because of the ice cream she had on Sat and yesterday Dar fed her prune baby porridge and cause her to cough. Anyway after i applied for the leave, Dar also lazy to work and he took leave also. We found that Charlotte no longer coughing so we just see how it goes later in the day. Putting her at mum's place then we planning to catch Spiderman 3 later. Weekday movie tickets cheaper and Dar got a Eng Wah free movie ticket from his sister so we only need to buy one ticket.

Now i am 20 weeks pregnant, i can feel my baby move inside me already. Last time when i was carrying Charlotte, it took me ard 6 months to feel her inside but this time seems different. Stomach also become bigger than last time when i was carrying Charlotte.

Remembered last time when i start blogging using Friendster account, i loved to take photos wherever i go then post them in my blog but now i seems lazy to take any photos when i was outside. Only love to take Charlotte's photo cause i think she's more photogenic than me or Dar. hahaha

Somemore long time never take photo liao, i duno how to smile infront of camera anymore. keke

Charlotte've been very attached to her daddy nowadays, guess she stick to whoever gives her food other than milk and porridge. Went Seoul Garden with my mother-in-law, sister-in-law and her husband yesterday night to celebrate Mother's Day as Dar's mum never try Seoul Garden before. I din eat much cause Charlotte keep on want to play with the utensils. Dar fed her a few sip of ice-cream and she seems to enjoy it very much.

My sister-in-law baby's due next month but she told us her gynae says her baby not very healthy and she's a small baby cause 9 months already she only weigh 1++kg so she might wana consider other option already. I praying for her to have a smooth delivery.

Gmail - Fw: Muar Rap

Listen to this... super duper farnie... hahaha

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6M8fnjPLx6k

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone - Do soul searching

This is very funny. Enjoy.......

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widows decided to check her e-mail,expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW .....

Yours loving
Hubby

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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball ofstring on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to thestoreto get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she.

Woke up 6am in the morning and can't get back to sleep already. Nowadays Charlotte dun wan to sleep in her baby cot anymore, she cries when she's in her bed but stops when i carry her out and put next to me. Hence she's been sleeping with me these few nights and Dar have to sleep outside cause he's afraid of crushing Charlotte if he sleeps on the bed.

Ydae got a great pain on my stomach til i cannot stand up straight and we thought i m giving birth soon.. but in the end i tried to see whether is it stomachache kind of pain and once i sit down on the toilet bowl, i let out a long fart then miraclely stomach no more pain. haha must be "wind" inside my tummy.

Today bringing my mother in law out with Dar's sister for an early Mother's Day dinner celebration cause his sister baby due anytime within next week. She suggested to go for crab dinner and I am the first one to agree with her cause i love crabby sooo much...

Ydae had a farewell lunch near Macpherson with my colleagues and we ate altogether about $532. The dessert is yam paste and it tasted so nice that i tabao one for my mum to eat. Small container of 4 servings and cost me $10. Lucky mum said nice but she oso said quite expensive, she make the yam paste herself oso not so expensive.

This coming Thursday and Friday my parents going Genting again and I have to take 2 days leave to take care of baby. Was actually thinking rather taking leave to stay at home babysit, might as well take leave to go Genting with them bringing Charlotte.. but as usual, Dar disallow as the bus journey too long liao then he scares Charlotte will disturb the ppl on bus. So maybe next time IF buying a bigger car, can drive up to Genting bringing my parents and my babies but slim chance we will buy car anymore cause the maintenance is really costly and since now we are going to have a 2nd kid, i think save up the money is the best.