




This is very funny. Enjoy.......
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widows decided to check her e-mail,expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW .....
Yours loving
Hubby
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball ofstring on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to thestoreto get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she.
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